Your phone stops going to voicemail.
Every call gets answered.
It picks up in a British voice, quotes from your own price list, and writes the booking into your calendar before the caller hangs up. At 2am, on a bank holiday, and on the fourth call at once.
Incoming line
Lumière Hair Studio
Live transcript
Try it first
Three of them are running right now
Invented businesses, real price lists. Ask the price of something. Change your mind halfway. Interrupt it. Thirty seconds will tell you more than this page can.
Salon
Lumière Hair Studio
“Cut and blow-dry — seventy-five pounds, an hour.”
Ring Ava
Chicken shop
Coop & Cluck
“Family bucket, eight pieces and two large chips — twenty pounds.”
Ring Remi
Plumber
Northgate Plumbing
“Standard call-out — eighty-five the first hour, then seventy.”
Ring Jordan
Runs in your browser. No phone number, no sign-up, no card.
How it works
What actually happens when someone rings
It picks up on the second ring
No hold music, no menu tree. A British voice asks what they need, the way a good receptionist would.
It answers from your price list
Your services, your prices, your rules, loaded before it goes live. It never invents a number it was not given.
It checks the diary and offers real slots
It reads your calendar and offers times that are genuinely free, holding the slot while they decide. No double bookings.
It writes the job down
The job is in your calendar and CRM before they hang up, transcript attached. You get a text. Nobody has to type it up later.
It hands over when it should
Complaints, anything odd, anyone asking for a person — it takes a message and flags it rather than guessing.
Who it suits
Businesses where the phone rings while your hands are full
Salons and barbers
Your hands are in someone’s hair. The missed call walks next door.
Plumbers and trades
Under a sink or up a ladder. The call you miss is usually the emergency.
Takeaways and restaurants
Friday at seven it rings over and over and nobody behind the counter is free.
Dental and medical practices
Reception is full by nine. Routine bookings do not need a person.
Garages and MOT centres
The workshop is loud and the office is empty most of the day.
Lettings and estate agents
Viewing enquiries go cold within the hour.
Straight answers
What it will not do
Everyone selling this leaves the bit out. Better you know now than in month two. If any of these are dealbreakers, say so and we will tell you straight whether this is worth your money.
- It will not pretend to be human. Asked directly, it says it is an assistant.
- It does not take card payments over the phone.
- It will not negotiate. Discounts stay yours to give.
- English only. Other languages are possible, but they are a separate build.
- It only knows what we load in. Outside that, it says so rather than guessing.
What it costs
Live in about a week
plus a one-time £199 setup
One call to write down what you sell, what it costs, and the rules you would give a new receptionist on day one. We build it, you ring it and tell us what it got wrong, we fix it. Then we point your number at it — or forward after-hours calls only, if you want to start small.
Stop, and your number goes straight back to ringing the way it did before.
What is included
- The build — your services, prices, hours, staff and rules
- A British voice, chosen with you
- Calendar and CRM connections, so bookings land where you look
- A transcript of every call, and a text on every booking
- Changes whenever you want them
- Hosting, monitoring and every API key, run by us
£99 is where it starts. What you pay depends on your call volume and what you want done with them — worked out on the call, not from a slider.
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